1 April, 2008Kahului: Coming off a long string of unsuccessful litigation against everyone from the State of Hawaii Attorney General, to a school of traditionally underserved kids, to his mom, Maui's favorite tele-litigator, Lance Collins, announced his new law suit.
Collins explained, "I owe it to myself to come up with a legal strategy that has even the slightest chance of actually winning." Collins, one of Maui's new breed of Lawyers whose practice transcends legal traditions like, the introduction of evidence, and, well, the law, schooled those present on the intricacies of his tactics, "By suing myself it seems I am assured of prevailing as either the plaintiff or the defendant."
Last reported fleeing to Micronesia on Akaku: Maui Community Television's private jet, Collins is allegedly and simultaneously both initiating and opposing extradition proceedings subsequent to being caught subpoenaing himself in public during oral testimony.
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